Tragically, he lost both arms in the auger. Barbed wire fences make good neighbors if you live next to a pissed-off Jack Palance. One night, from his window, Shane sees Jennings standing at the barbed wire fence separating their properties. Shane’s mother then emasculates me by knowing that the machine was an auger rather than a combine. Jennings, following closely behind, trips and his hands get caught in the gears. Or maybe it is some other piece of farm machinery, but I like the sound of the word combine so all farm equipment is combines to me. As Shane runs away, he accidentally switches on a combine. Well, looks like dirt on You Tube, but I’ll give Shane the benefit of the snout when he says it is just cow manure. One day, as he is sneaking to the fishin’ hole, he checks out behind the barn just to be sure. And by “snuck”, I mean walked across a large open yard in broad daylight. Occasionally, Shane has ignored the signs and snuck over to fish at a fishin’ hole on Jennings’ property. He lives on a farm bordering Shane’s in a house with several No Trespassing signs. The rumor is that old man Jennings shot an encyclopedia salesman and buried him behind his barn. They have reason to be concerned as he 1) is carrying an axe, and 2) is portrayed by Jack Palance. They are wary of neighbor old man Jennings walking by. Young Shane Watkins and a couple of pals are checking out his horse Ginger who will be having babies in a couple of months. If this is what you’re looking for, though, bon appetite - this is great stuff. It might have dipped too much into realism (like Megan is Missing) for my taste. For anyone who thought the Home episode of The X-Files was too much of a light-hearted romp, this is the episode for you.
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